Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Which one is Mick Jagger?

A recent research study done over a period of 3 yr by an amateur doltish geek suggests that it is now possible to measure the temperament of an motor vehicle driver using a 'temperometer', thanks to the sullen callous pachydermatous traffic conditions in Delhi. Temperometer would use a speech synthesis technique and identify the ribald remarks made by the rake and would give the results at an absolute scale.

It has been observed over a period of time that people who are ill-tempered score high on the scale relatively.


Anant Arora